Thoughts on: Things that should not exist (my version)

1. quick dying cell phone batteries
2. the ability for computers to freeze up
3. uncomfortable seats in movie theaters
4. uncomfortable chairs in general
5. chairs made out of wood
6. dead batteries
7. small, alien-esque sunglasses
8. highlighters that end up being darker than the text you are highlighting
9. almost all languages besides english
10. reliance on paper. for everything.
11. over heating car engines
12. over heating anything
13. other cars when i am driving
14. ozone destroying fumes
15. lies
16. fire ants
17. any sort of line spacing on microsoft word besides single spacing
18. 2003 ford taurus
19. the transmission in most ford vehicles, especially explorers
20. centuries old ipods
21. paper clips less than an inch in length
22. blue pens
23. retractable lipstick
24. permanent markers that AREN'T PERMANENT
25. staplers that don't staple
26. gel pens that don't write
27. blankets that are too small
28. leather couches
29. gum that hurts your jaw
30. the fact that cars can stall
31. the fact that there are only a handful of naturally pink colored animals... there should be more
32. graphing calculators that "connect the dots" and therefore confuse me greatly about asymptotes
33. chalk that washes away in the rain
34. boring books
35. dogs that bark at five in the morning
36. paper cuts :[
37. stamps that aren't free (i think they should be)
38. plastic straws with tears in them that make it impossible to drink effectively
39. swiss cheese that isn't in a turkey club sandwich
40. any flavor of hummus besides garlic
41. coffee that costs about seventeen times as much as it should cost
42. bad milk
43. dust
44. crab apples
45. and the bees that come with crab apples
46. crab grass
47. florida grass
48. all the things that LIVE in florida grass
49. the flu
50. the insane price on post-its
51. the insane price on everything!
52. neck aches
53. back aches
54. headaches
55. crime
56. people who straight up smell
57. people who straight up smell like they bathed in cologne
58. people who are mean
59. people who have bad teeth
60. people who don't like freeze pops
61. people who don't think before they speak
62. people who judge before they know
63. origami that is just way too hard
64. sharks!
65. deadly jelly fish (why.)
66. mosquitoes (WHY.)
67. body hair
68. not sharpened pencils
69. the lack of beaches in most of the northern states
70. the season in between summer and fall where the weather SUCKS
71. the season sometimes misnamed "summer" where the weather SUCKS
72. the weather sucking
73. nail files that don't file
74. cosmetic instructional videos on youtube
75. the hills (on mtv... or whatever)
76. shows that even closely resemble the hills
77. alcoholism
78. poverty
79. communism
80. jammed lockers
81. plastic packaging that is impossible to get into without scissors
82. people who mix up "their" "there" and "they're"
83. people who mix up "then" and "than"
84. people who get engaged under the age of 18
85. that time of the month
86. final exams
87. cancer
88. cds and dvds that are scrached right at your favorite part
89. the fact that no one likes vhs anymore. i think vhs is awesome
90. mysterious itches that seem to be inside your bones
91. the untimely breaks in most television series' seasons
92. things that sting
93. THE FACT THE STEVE ERWIN DIED :[
94. the fact that billy mays died :[
95. posers
96. paris hilton's music
97. silver plated jewelry that changes color
98. can openers that don't open cans
99. can tabs that are like impossible to open

and 100. hang nails.

101. mascara smudges (for lauren :D)