Thoughts on: Personal statement essays...

To whom it may concern,

How do I go about pin pointing who I am while limiting myself to 500 words?
How do I capitalize on my strengths, showcase my personality and convince you to like me in 500 words?

500 words isn't a lot you know...

Though I don't envy your job.

And I suppose, for that fact, I will limit myself to 500 words
And hope that my 500 words are unlike everyone else's 500 words.
Maybe you'll be able to see beyond my 500 words to my strengths and personality...
And you'll learn to appreciate me thanks to my 500 words.

But still it's only 500 words...

And instead of writing 500 words about me right now I've written a bunch about writing 500 words.

Dear God, give me strength! And adjectives...

Sincerely,
Taylor

Thoughts on: Bob Lazar

I think he's legit. I mean there's gotta be aliens out there somewhere and if there are then... I feel like we would know about it... We being the United States. Not the common people.

And why would Bob Lazar lie about that? You know what I mean? I'm not sure. Everyone's all like "there's no evidence he's right!" But I'm just like "there's no evidence he's wrong..." If he did work at Area 51 and then spilled stuff about it the government would delete all records of him...

AHHH the awesomeness. I wish I worked at Area 51...